Is there anything Rajini can't do?
Obviously not.
Here, to celebrate Superstar's 62nd birthday are 20 of the best Rajini one-liners we could hunt out. Take a look.
1. When Rajinikanth looks in the mirror the mirror shatters. Even the mirror is not stupid enough to come between Rajini and Rajini.
2. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
3. Rajinikanth can strangle a man with a cordless phone.
4. Rajini's calendar goes straight from March 31 to April 2. (No one fools Rajinikanth)
5. When God is shocked, he exclaims, "Oh my Rajinikanth!"
6. When you search for Rajinikanth in Google, it says "I'm Feeling Lucky."
7. Rajini can run so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
8. Rajinikanth knows Victoria's secret.
9. Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.
10. Even Ghajini can't forget Rajini.
11. Even when Rajinikanth makes an error, it's called an invention.
12. Rajinikanth doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
13. Tense cricket game. 24 runs needed off 1 ball. Rajini hit the ball so hard it broke into four pieces and each scored a six.
14. When Rajini does Shirsasan, he turns the world upside down.
15. Once Rajinikanth signed a cheque wrong. The bank bounced.
16. Rajinikanth added Facebook as his friend.
17. Lifetime Warranties do not exist because of Rajinikanth.
18. Rajini puts his pants on two legs at a time.
19. Rajinikanth can read Lady Gaga's Poker Face.
20. In the Tamil remake of Aamir Khan's Ghulam, Rajini runs on the railway track towards the train till it is only one meter away. Now what? The train jumps off the track.
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