Racy proverbs (adult content)

·         Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops.

·         Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise.

·         Friends are like condoms; they protect you when things get hard

·         Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

·         Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only f**king yourself.

·         Without a doubt, women are the foundation stone of the society; but always remember who laid them!

·         Education is like hiring a prostitute; it needs both money and hard work.

·         When the toilet paper of experience is depleted, the ass of reason goes un-wiped.

·         Men play the game. Women know the score.

·         Wives are funny creatures... They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does!

·         Guys are like roses, just watch out for the pricks.

·         College is like a woman; you work so hard to get in and nine months later you wish you'd never come.

·         Whenever you feel low, depressed or useless, remember that you are the same sperm that won a battle against a million others.

·         The girl who remembers her first kiss now has a daughter who can't even remember her first husband. (the best one)

·         Here is the definition of divorce...She gets the ring and the man gets the finger!

·         See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

·         Confucius says ... Man who puts hand in bush is not always a gardener.

·         A botany student has brought to our attention the fact that penis is the only thing that has to be grown before it is planted.