· Behind every successful man, there is a great woman and behind every great woman, there is a smart guy staring at her butt.
· If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.
· Opinion is like an ass hole, everyone has one.
· A mistress lies between a mister and a mattress.
· Chess players mate better.
· Excuses are like asses: everyone has em and they all stink.
· Squirrel who runs up woman's leg do not find nuts.
· If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK.
· Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage. Marriage is the price men have to pay for sex.
· Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".
· If you think sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong.
· There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - don't and stop, unless they are used together.
· The difference between a husband and a lover is the difference between day and night.
· I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed.
· Prostitution is a hole sale business.
· A tight dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
· It is good for woman to meet man in park, but better for man to park meat in woman.
· What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
· Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
· Good sex can correct poor posture, or at least make it stand up straight.
· I'm not attracted by a girl's mind ... But by what she doesn't mind.
· Guns don't kill people... Husbands who come home early kill people.
· Gettin' married is like getting into a bath tub. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
· Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy!
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