Dogs And Computers

Favorite Food

Dogs: kibbles

Computers: bits

Method used to end undesirable behavior

Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper

Computers: hit control-alt-delete

After destruction of personal property

Dogs: dog not found

Computers: file not found

Favorite trick

Dogs: roll over

Computers: play dead

Comic-page hero

Dogs: Dogbert

Computers: Dilbert

Consequence of virus

Dogs: replace valuable carpeting

Computers: replace valuable data

Widely ignored government mandate

Dogs: leash law

Computers: Communications Decency Act

Method of marking territory

Dogs: lifting leg

Computers: "Designed for Windows XP"

Unique behavior

Dogs: lick and drag

Computers: click-and-drag