Rajini....The Living Legend‏

Go Through his Antic's and Dare U Laugh...

·         When Rajnikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.

·         Rajnikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.

·         Rajnikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear

·         Rajnikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.

·         Rajnikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.

·         Rajnikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

·         Rajnikanth built the hospital he was born in

·         Rajnikanth once stared at the sun for hours … then sun blinked

·         When Rajnikanth had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

·         Rajnikanth once entered a race, he came first, second and third

·         Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone

·         When Rajnikanth does division, there are no remainders

·         Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced

·         Rajini can delete the recycle bin

·         Email address of Rajini is gmail@rajinikanth.com

·         Rajini can’t be burned by fire. Fire gets burned by Rajini

·         The only time Rajini made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake

·         The reason for Earth’s rotation is Rajini's walking

·         Rajini can punch you in the soul

·         If Rajini had acted in the movie '300', the movie would be called '1'

·         Rajini is so tough that he makes the onions cry

·         Why is the incredible hulk green? Because he saw Rajini

·         Rajini once fell down and the road got wounded.

·         Rajini doesn’t do medicine. He is the medicine

·         When Rajini was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them

·         Last but not the least- Only Rajini knows that Rajini jokes aren't jokes