Excuses for School

Great excuses for school leave notes … some of them are pretty inspiring. Enjoy!!!!

The following are excuse notes from parents (including original spellings) collected by the University of Texas: They were collected from Arkansas, Kentucky, Tennessee, West Virginia and Mississippi.

·         My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

·         Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

·         Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

·         Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

·         Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

·         John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

·         Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

·         Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

·         Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

·         Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels. (Squirts)

·         Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

·         Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

·         I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.

·         Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

·         Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

·         Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

·         Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

·         Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

·         Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.

·         Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother a low grade fever and ached allover. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

And the best one...

·         Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was not his fault.