Friday, January 06, 2012

Char Sardar + 5 jokes

4 sardaro ne mil ke petrol pump khola.

1 bhi customer nahi aaya ..

Kyun..?

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petrol pump was on 1st floor..

Chal ek aur

Fir charo ne usi floor pe restuarent khola.

1 bhi customer nahi..

Kyu..?

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petrol pump ka board nahi hataya..

Chal ek aur

Fir charo ne 1 taxi li.

1 bhi sawari nahi.

Kyu..?

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2 sardar aage and 2 piche baith ke sawari dhund rahe the..

Chal ek aur

Taxi

kharab ho gayi.

Charo ne khub dhakka lagaya.

but taxi wahi ki wahi.

Kyu..?

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2 aage se and 2 piche se dhakka de rahe the..

Chal ek aur

Fir charo ne 1 bachhe ko kidnap kiya.

Bachhe ko kaha ghar ja apne baap se 5 lac rs le ke aa. warna tujhe maar denge.

Bachha ghar gaya aur uske papa ne paise de bhi diye.

Kyu..?

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bachhe ka baap bhi sardar tha..

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