PJ Shayari - 2

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A for apple B for banana...

A for apple B for banana...

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ACP PRADYUMAN ne kaha: kuch bhi ho jaye Daya, goli mat chalana...

MANCHESTER UNITED main khelata hai ROONEY

wah wah

MANCHESTER UNITED main khelata hai ROONEY

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ACP PRADYUMAN ne kaha: Akhir chahata kya hai khuni

hamare dil mein hain aap ke liye chahat

gaur farmaiye

hamare dil mein hai aap ke liye chahat

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CID ke bad 11baje aata hai AAHAT

Charo aur IPL ki dhoom hai..

wah wah . .

wah wah..

Charo aur IPL ki dhoom hai

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ACP Pradyuman kehta hai "Daya ye atmahatya nahi Khun Hain"

Agar tyre ghumega to gadi b zarur hilegi

Agar tyre ghumega to gadi b zarur hilegi

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ACP Pradyuman ne kaha tumne khun kiya hai saza to tumhe zarur milegi. :D

Mumbai jana hai Mumbai jaoo..

Delhi jana hain Delhi jaoo... . . . . . .

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Abhijeet sheher main jitne bhi dealers hain subka pata lagaao.. :D :D

Bachchon ne CID dekha to maa bahot chillayi....

Bachchon ne CID dekha to maa bahot chillayi....

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Ye baat jaankar "kuch to gadbad hay!" bolke ACP ne apni ungli hilayi !!!!

CID dekhne alag hi ehsaas hai...

wah wah.....

CID dekhne ka alag hi ehsaas hai...

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"Daya kaatil yahi kahi aas paas hai"!!!

Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,

Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,

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ACP bola 'Muzhe pehle se tumpe shaq tha'

Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paro......

Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paro......

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ACP bola "Fredricks ghar ka kona kona chan maro...........

KKR ka worst player is Laxmi ratan shukla,

KKR ka worst player is Laxmi ratan shukla.

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Sir, Hamara Shaq sahi nikla!

Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai,

shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai..

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Oh my god sir, ye to mar chuka hai!

Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa phool khilega..

Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa phool khilega..

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Daya sabut dhundho yahi kahi milega!

Tide ke istemaal se sab safed ho jaega

Tide ke istemaal se sab safed ho jaega

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Daya ne kaha,"Ek lagau to sab yaad aa jayega.."

Kato gholo aur lagao....

Kato gholo aur lagao....

Waah...Waah...

Kato gholo aur lagao....

Kato gholo aur lagao....

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Acp ne kaha,"Daya ye no kiska he jaldi se pata lagao...."

Agle Vasant Mein Yeh Kali Jaroor Khilegi....

Agle Vasant Mein Yeh Kali Jaroor Khilegi....

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Daya, Khuni Ko Us K Kartutko Ki Saja Jaroor Milegi..!!!!!

chamche pe chamcha

spoon pe spoon

wah wah

chamche pe chamcha

spoon pe spoon

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abhijeet dekho ho rahe hai khoon pe khoon

paani se khelo, aag se na khelo.....

paani se khelo, aag se na khelo.....

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Daya, zara in sab ke fingerprints to lelo.........!!!!!!!!!!

Fredricks ke sar pe 50000 ka loan hai....

Fredricks ke sar pe 50000 ka loan hai......

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Abhijeet pata karo yeh CID wali shayari banata kaun hai !!!!

Udti hui chidiya ko patthar naa maro......

Udti hui chidiya ko patthar naa maro......

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Daya oaur Abhijit puri jagah chaan maaro...

Maa kehti hai beta so ja nahi to GABBAR aa jayega........

Maa kehti hai beta so ja nahi to GABBAR aa jayega........

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ACP kehta Hai,

DAYA gadi tej chalao nahi to khuni bhag jayega.....

Osama ka aatank america pe chaya tha

wah wah

gaur farmaiga

Osama ka aatank america pe chaya tha ,

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Iska matlab DAYA khoni balcony se aaya tha.

Tanhaai mein satati hai uski YAAD aise…

Tanhaai mein satati hai uski YAAD aise...

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DAYAA, pata lagao aakhir ye MUNNI BADNAAM HUI TO HUI KIASE??

aajkal bachoon ne parna chor diya hai

aajkal bachoon ne parna chor diya hai

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ACP toilet mein tha aur Daya ne darwaaza tor diya hai