Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Hypothetically & Reality

An American Family  -

Youngest Son: Dad, what’s the difference between 'hypothetically' & 'reality'?

Dad turns to wife: Would you sleep with Tom cruise for 1 million?

Wife: Of course! I would never waste such an opportunity....

Then Dad asks daughter: Would you sleep with Tom cruise for 1 Million?

Daughter: Yes He's my fantasy!

Dad asks elder son: Would you sleep with, Tom cruise for 1 million?

Elder Son: Why not? Imagine what I could do with that money!

Father turns to his younger son:

You see son, 'Hypothetically' we're sitting with 3 million, but in 'Reality' we are living with 2 prostitutes & 1 gay Bastard...

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