Thursday, October 03, 2013

Top 10 Sex Tips for the Lazy Woman

By Sedusa
 
You’re all horny but don’t feel like moving even a finger, let alone gyrating energetically and breaking the bedsprings. Here are some tips to get him to do all the dirty work… ;)
 
Don’t get position crazy: First things first, stick to a simple, tried-and-tested position. Nothing scores like the missionary for the lazy woman. Else, ride him but get him to (slow/fast) thrust while you hold on to his shoulders and enjoy the ride. Play with your breasts while he’s at it. Or just let them bounce all over the place. It could trick him into thinking you’re doing all the work. Tee hee!
 
Stay (semi-)clothed: Keeping some of your clothes on not only saves some time and energy but can also be surprisingly erotic in a strange way. Like forbidden fruit.
 
No-sex sex: Sometimes, a session of wild, energetic making out can leave you drained. So be it then. Extended foreplay, no sex isn’t the worst idea. It usually ensures great sex during the next session.
 
Watch XXX: Or XX (less hardcore) or X (mild, sensual erotica). It’s like having somebody perform to turn you on, saving you the energy you’d use on foreplay/sex.
 
Pleasure yourselves… together: Considering that we know our pleasure points perfectly well, why not be in charge of our respective bodies for a change? This, or even mutual masturbation, can be an unexpectedly erotic experience as it calls for intimacy and a deep comfort level.
 
Get hand-some, mouth-some: Sex doesn’t always have to translate into intercourse. A slow massage with a happy ending or some oral action also qualifies.
 
Whisper, moan: If you don’t feel like even exploring his body with your hands, use your mouth instead. For or gentle nibbling/biting or simply some dirty talk and low moans.
 
Compliment: Tell him he’s super hot, awesomely muscled and amazingly well-endowed. What man wouldn’t want to hear that? What man wouldn’t go on and on after these compliments? Of course, there’s got to be a grain of truth there else he could think you’re being sarcastic.
 
That’s it baby, don’t stop! Screaming this out during sex is a huge ego massage. Treating him like a sex-God is sure to excite him all the more. And yes, that’s it, he’s definitely not going to stop whatever it is that he’s doing.
 
Make it a habit: Fortunately or unfortunately, our bedroom habits often fall into a predictable pattern after a certain period of time. If you usually let him do all the work, he’ll stop expecting things from you. However, being a perpetual lazybones isn’t the best idea for your relationship. Surprise him by taking charge every now and then.
 
 

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